| 10 | cleaning up the dining area means getting the fast-food bags out of the back seat of your car |
| 9 | your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not have email addresses |
| 8 | your grocery list has been on your refrigerator so long some of the products don't even exist any more |
| 7 | you get all excited when it's saturday and you can wear sweats to work |
| 6 | you find that you really need power-point to explain what you do for a living |
| 5 | you normally eat out of vending machines and at the most expensive restaurant in town in the same week |
| 4 | you think that 'planning to plan an action plan' is an acceptable english phrase |
| 3 | you know the people at the airport hotels better than you know your neighbours |
| 2 | you think that einstein would have been more effective if he had put his ideas into a matrix |
| 1 | you get most of your jokes in email instead of in person |