polish

w szczebrzeszynie chrzaszcz brzmi w trzcinie
(in the village of szczebrzeszyn one can hear the locust in the grass)

english

a tinker calls on his rounds at an old lady's cottage and asks her:
"do you have anything to tinker, mam?"
"yes," she says and she asks: "are you coppering the kettles or tinning them"
"oh, no," he replies,
"i am aluminiuming 'm, mam."

how much wood would a woodchuck chunk if a woodchuck could could chunck wood?