modern life

top 10 signs that you have had too much of the '90s
(this was added at the site end of the '90s but is still valid)
 
10 cleaning up the dining area means getting the fast-food bags out of the back seat of your car
9 your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not have email addresses
8 your grocery list has been on your refrigerator so long some of the products don't even exist any more
7 you get all excited when it's saturday and you can wear sweats to work
6 you find that you really need power-point to explain what you do for a living
5 you normally eat out of vending machines and at the most expensive restaurant in town in the same week
4 you think that 'planning to plan an action plan' is an acceptable english phrase
3 you know the people at the airport hotels better than you know your neighbours
2 you think that einstein would have been more effective if he had put his ideas into a matrix
1 you get most of your jokes in email instead of in person